A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. -- Mark Twain
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.  -- Winston Churchill
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).